1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,320 Kuna mengi ya kuona na kufanya hapa. 2 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,720 Kwa nini usikwama katika mfumo wa njia moja huko Birmingham, 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,520 au ushikwe kwenye vita katika maegesho ya baa huko Swansea? 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:19,040 Au kwa nini usipate sumu ya chakula kutoka mkahawa wa huduma ya barabara nje kidogo ya Stoke? 5 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,920 Lakini kivutio chetu kikubwa zaidi ni watu wa Uingereza. 6 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,720 Hip hop, usiache! 7 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:37,840 ni asubuhi na mapema, na hii ni ofisi ya PR guru Cliff Maxford. 8 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,440 Chukua kiti. 9 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:43,920 Sasa, nimezungumza na Habari za Ulimwengu na wanavutiwa sana na hadithi yako. 10 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:45,440 Nini kilitokea? 11 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,640 Kilichotokea nilikutana na wanasoka hawa na kuchomwa kabisa. 12 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,800 Pauni elfu mia, tafadhali. 13 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:54,120 Bila shaka tunahitaji kuanzisha hii ni hadithi ya kweli. 14 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,320 Sasa, tuanzie hapo mwanzo. 15 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,400 Sote tulikuwa kwenye klabu hii, Wazungu wa China 16 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,800 Kulikuwa na watu maarufu kama Dean Gaffney na Jodie Marsh 17 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,800 na thingy, kwamba profesa Stephen Hawkins na ilikuwa ya kushangaza, nilikuwa msichana mzuri zaidi huko. 18 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,840 Na watu wakaingia kutoka Mtaa wa Coronation na walijaribu kunifanya. 19 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,240 Hata Chesney huyo alijaribu kuweka ulimi wake chini yangu. 20 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,800 Mimi si slag, au nuffin. Nataka kupata mwenzi wa maisha, 21 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,600 kwani tayari nina watoto sita na watu saba tofauti. 22 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,400 - Ulikutana wapi na wanasoka? - Ninafika huko! 23 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,640 Nilikuwa karibu kusema hivyo, ikiwa ungesubiri tu. 24 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,200 Kisha wanasoka wakaingia au kitu fulani au nuffin kutoka kwenye vilabu 25 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,200 Kama Tottenham na Chelsea Park Rangers, 26 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,000 Wanapenda sana kunifanya, lakini nilikuwa nimevaa sketi hii fupi 27 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,320 ili wote waweze kuona strawberry yangu Mivvi. 28 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,040 Nini - nini kilifanyika baadaye? 29 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,240 Kisha wanasoka walinipeleka hoteli hii ya gharama kubwa iitwayo Travelodge, 30 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,440 na nilifikiri ilikuwa ni kuzungumzia soka, lakini niliishia kufanya nao ngono. 31 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,120 Baadaye nilihisi kutumika sana, kwani nilidhani wananipenda. 32 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,800 Una ushahidi wowote wa picha? 33 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,520 Hapana, lakini, ndio, lakini, hapana, lakini ndio lakini kwa kweli nimenyamaza sana! 34 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,800 Kwa sababu hii ni picha halisi kutoka kwake. 35 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:57,040 Kuna mimi huko ninaifanya na yote wao. nimedhalilishwa sana. nimetumika. mimi ni mchafu. 36 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,920 Imekuwa takataka, hata hivyo, kwani wote walikuwa na vifundo vidogo vidogo. 37 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,200 Vicky, sina uhakika kuwa hadithi hii itabaki. 38 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,520 Mungu wangu! Kwa hivyo siwezi kuamini kuwa umesema hivyo. 39 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,920 Ningependa kuwa Abby Titchmarsh mpya. 40 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,920 - Tafadhali, Vicky, mimi ni mtu mwenye shughuli nyingi. - Tsk. Oooh. 41 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,120 Rudi ukiwa na hadithi bora zaidi. 42 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,320 - Ndiyo? - Nimefanya genge na G4. 43 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:32,520 ni robo kwa Gino Gianelli na Lou amekuwa akitoka kumnunulia rafiki yake Andy. 44 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,200 Oh, jambo. Nimekuwa nikitoka dukani tu. 45 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,720 Oh mpenzi, ngoja nikusaidie. 46 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,520 Sio kwangu. Ni kwa mtu mlemavu. 47 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,840 Njoo, lori la manjano. 48 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:51,320 - Mornin', Andy. - Mornin', Len. 49 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,240 -Lou. - Ndio, najua. 50 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,320 - Nilipata ununuzi wako wote kwako. - Je, umenipata Razzle? 51 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,240 Ndiyo... 52 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:05,440 Sitaki utumie siku nzima kuangalia picha za wanawake uchi. 53 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,400 Nataka huyo na yule. 54 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:12,320 Sote tungependa kwenda kwa mwanamke mzuri uchi, ndio ... 55 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,120 Hapana, nataka huyo na yule. 56 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,440 - Unataka matiti? - Ndio. 57 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:21,200 - Je! Unataka upasuaji wa kukuza matiti? - Ndio. 58 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,720 - Kwa nini? - Kitu cha kucheza nacho. 59 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,520 Sina hakika hilo ni wazo zuri. 60 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,240 nataka matiti. 61 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:33,120 Ingekuwa kerfuffle sahihi. Na hata hivyo, Nilidhani ulikuwa dhidi ya upasuaji wa plastiki. 62 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,720 Ulisema uboreshaji wa vipodozi ilikuwa dalili ya jamii wagonjwa 63 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,120 ambayo huabudu ibada ya ujana na uzuri, 64 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,920 wakati huo huo kutafuta suluhisho la haraka mabadiliko ya kimwili yaliachwa yakikosa maadili. 65 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,120 - Ndio, najua. - Naam, basi ... 66 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,040 - Nataka tits, ingawa. - Ee Mungu wa Upendo. 67 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,240 naangalia pillock. 68 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:14,240 Kituo chetu kinachofuata ni kwenye mkahawa huu wa kupendeza nje ya A27390938662... 69 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,920 ..tano. 70 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,920 Sababu nimekununua hapa leo, ni kwa sababu mmoja wa wagonjwa wetu, Anne... 71 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:24,000 Je, umekutana na Anne? Je! Ndiyo. 72 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,640 Vema, amejipatia kazi hapa kama mpiga kinanda. 73 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,800 Sio kazi ya muda tu lakini anaipata kucheza piano ili kutuliza sana. 74 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,720 Lazima iwe moja ya nyimbo zake mwenyewe. 75 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,520 Oh, makini. Kuna slipper kwenye supu yako. 76 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,120 Asante sana, umekuwa hadhira nzuri. 77 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,000 Likizo zinaweza kuwekwa kwa mawakala wa kusafiri mstari huu. 78 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,520 Neno "likizo" linatokana na neno la Kigiriki "holidius" 79 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,520 ambayo hutafsiri moja kwa moja kama, "ngono na dereva wa makocha", 80 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,720 Je! ninaweza kumaliza kahawa yangu tu? 81 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:41,120 - Ndiyo ... Ndiyo. - Sue, unaweza kunitengenezea kikombe cha kahawa? 82 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,040 Hiyo ilikuwa mbaya. Chukua kiti. 83 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,640 Sisi... Tuna kumbukumbu ya miaka yetu ya harusi ya dhahabu kuja juu. 84 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,840 Ndiyo. Tutakuwa tumefunga ndoa Miaka 50 mwezi Agosti. 85 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,200 Tumekuwa tukihifadhi na tumejiahidi kila wakati safari ya kusafiri. 86 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,320 Er, labda kitu na Saga. 87 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,840 - Kompyuta inasema hapana. - oh. 88 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,640 Huwekwa nafasi mapema, unaona... Wazee. 89 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,200 Nina chaguo jingine. PandO. 90 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,920 - Ooh! - Hiyo inakwenda wapi? 91 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,320 Dover hadi Calais. 92 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,000 Hapana. Tunatafuta safari inayofaa. 93 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,240 - Nina mpango mzuri hapa. - Ndiyo? 94 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:46,120 Meli ya mizigo ya Urusi kupeleka taka za nyuklia kwa Baltic. 95 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,400 Naam l-l kweli si dhana kwamba. 96 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,040 Sill zote pickled unaweza kula. 97 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,440 - Hapana! - Hapana... 98 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,200 Je! ni lazima uwe kwenye meli ya wasafiri, au unaweza kuwa kwenye mtumbwi? 99 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,040 Hatupendi kupanda mtumbwi. 100 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:05,200 Aibu. Nina mambo mengi hapa kwenye likizo za adventure 101 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,840 Je, wewe ni chini ya miaka 16? 102 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,240 Hapana. 103 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,520 - Hapana. - Tutaiacha basi. 104 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,640 - Asante. 105 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,520 Je, unaweza kuweka mikono yako juu ya mdomo wako unapokohoa, tafadhali? Hiyo inachukiza. 106 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,920 - Samahani. 107 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:29,600 Trivial Pursuit ni Uingereza mchezo wa pili maarufu wa bodi. 108 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,920 Baada ya Poke Mummy. 109 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:36,120 Watu na maeneo. Lo! Hii ni 'ard moja kwako. 110 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:42,120 Aliyechukua nafasi ya Lord Carrington kama Mwingereza katibu wa mambo ya nje wakati wa Vita vya Falklands? 111 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,640 Fwancis Pimm. 112 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,000 Sahihi. Ulijuaje hilo? 113 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,720 katika kijiji changu kidogo cha Pong Pong, tuna magazeti mengi. 114 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,400 Ndio, kipande cha mkate kwa ajili yako. 115 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:00,800 - Pink. - Ooh. Hutapata hii kamwe. 116 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:05,200 Malkia wa fitness wa BBC Breakfast alikuwa nini, Diana Moran, anayejulikana zaidi kama? 117 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,240 - Nilikuwa na kitu kwa ajili yake. - mungu wa kike wa Gween. 118 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,520 - Mwingine kwenda. - Subiri kidogo. 119 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:14,800 Ikiwa uliishi tu Pong Pong, Ting Tong, ulijuaje kuhusu The Green Goddess? 120 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,440 Um... Naam... 121 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,600 Unatoka wapi hasa, Ting Tong? 122 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,400 Ting Tong kutoka Tooting. 123 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:25,040 Tooting, Ting Tong? Sio Pong Pong? 124 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,120 Tooting, si Pong Pong kwa Ting Tong. 125 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:32,800 Uongo... Uongo juu ya uongo juu ya udanganyifu juu ya uongo. 126 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:36,800 - samahani, Bw Dudwee. - Njoo, toka nje. Toka kwenye gorofa yangu. 127 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:40,000 Lakini Bwana Dudwee... - Hiyo ndiyo. Pakia mifuko yako. 128 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,440 nataka utoke! 129 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,920 Je, ndivyo hivyo, basi? Siku sita za kupendeza zimeisha kama hivyo? 130 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,120 - Ndiyo. Zaidi. - Je, hakuna ninachoweza kufanya? 131 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,120 Hakuna kitu. Hakuna kitu kabisa. 132 00:08:54,720 --> 00:09:00,120 Habari. l mungu wa kike wa Gween. Niko hapa kukuamsha asubuhi. 133 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,400 Ee Mungu. 134 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:10,920 - Wewe ... bado unataka niende? - Sio tu bado. 135 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:15,520 Kwanza... Twende tukafanye joto. 136 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,600 Ni saa sita na nusu Paka wa Juu, paka bosi asiyepingika, 137 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,600 na Mbunge Sir Norman Fry kwa mara nyingine tena inakabiliwa na waandishi wa habari. 138 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,640 Nina taarifa ningependa kusoma. 139 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,040 ''Siku ya Jumatatu usiku, kufuatia kikao kirefu na Kansela, 140 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:38,240 ''Nilihitaji kwenda chooni, kwa hivyo nikaenda kwenye choo Nilijua itakuwa wazi saa tatu asubuhi. 141 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:39,920 ''Kwenye Hampstead Heath. 142 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:46,320 ''Nilipofika, nilikutana na wanaume wawili, Carlos na Eduardo, 143 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:51,520 ''ambao walinialika kwenye jumba lao kuzungumza nao kuhusu sera ya serikali. 144 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:56,320 ''Kwa bahati mbaya, niliteleza kwenye sakafu yenye unyevunyevu 145 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,200 ''na akawa kati ya watu hao wawili. 146 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:04,800 ''ln nafasi ambayo afisa mkamataji kunijulisha inajulikana kama choma mate.'' 147 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,120 Kwa kadiri ninavyohusika huo ndio mwisho wa mambo. 148 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:14,520 Lo, na kwa njia, Carlos, ikiwa umepiga X-ray na ukapata saa yangu, 149 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,800 tafadhali nirudishie. 150 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,600 Ni mali ya marehemu baba yangu. Asante. 151 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,240 Ilikuwa ni siku maalum ya kuzaliwa... 152 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,800 Hizi ni miongoni mwa watu wachache wanene waliobaki Uingereza 153 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:32,640 baada ya ukuu wake Malkia aliamuru kulipwa katika mwaka wake wa yubile. 154 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,320 Mungu akubariki, bibi, 155 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:37,440 ..jaribu kitu kipya, vumbi kwenye fimbo. 156 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:42,720 Sasa, huenda umeona kwamba tuna sura mpya kati yetu. 157 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:49,920 Yeye ni mwanachama mpya na kwa kweli ni mtendaji maarufu sana-au. 158 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:56,000 Sasa, tumekuwa na neno, anataka kupoteza wachache pauni lakini hataki kutendewa tofauti. 159 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,720 Kwa hivyo, tafadhali utakaribisha kutoka EastEnders, Charlie Slater. 160 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,120 Asante. 161 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:08,800 Lo, samahani. Nilikuita Charlie, sivyo? Jina lako halisi ni nani, mpenzi wangu? 162 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,320 - Derek. Derek Martin. - Kwa hivyo, Charlie, karibu kwenye kikundi. 163 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,720 - Habari. - Habari. 164 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:18,720 Acha kumsumbua. Kwa uaminifu, yeye sio hata mmoja wa wale kuu. 165 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,520 Kwa hivyo, Charlie, tunachofanya na wanachama wote wapya tunawapima. 166 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,320 Unataka tu pop kwenye mizani kwa ajili yangu, mpenzi wangu? 167 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,720 Ndiyo. 168 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,720 (Tune ya mandhari ya EastEnders) 169 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,920 Hapana, usifanye. Kwa sababu hayupo hapa. Yupo hapa kwa sababu ni mnene sana. 170 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,320 Basi tusimuaibishe. Hapana. 171 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,920 Kwa hiyo, wewe ni... 172 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:42,000 Kwa kweli, lazima nikuulize tu ... mimi sijawahi kuitazama... 173 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,520 Lakini nini kitatokea kwa Kat na Alfie? 174 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,600 Je, ndoa yao itasalimika? Je, ataondoka? 175 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,400 niko hapa kweli kujaribu na kupunguza uzito. 176 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:54,400 Ndio, kor! Yuko kwenye telly. Achana nayo! 177 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:59,040 Najua ni nini kuwa maarufu. Nimekuwa kweli alikuwa kwenye hadhira kwenye The Wright Stuff. 178 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,120 Kwa hivyo, sisi ni 16 jiwe 5. 179 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:06,000 Unajua, hiyo inanishangaza, kwa sababu wewe ni mnene lakini kwenye telly unaonekana mnene kweli. 180 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,720 - Kweli ya kutisha. - Asante sana. 181 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,720 Furaha yangu. Mbali na wewe pop. 182 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,920 Nipe nafasi. 183 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,320 Sasa, leo, tutaenda angalia hotsp ya kalori ... 184 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,640 lazima niulize. Je! umepata Nambari ya simu ya Nigel Harman kwa ajili yangu? 185 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,040 Sidhani Nigel angenitaka nikupe. 186 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:27,320 Cor, Nigel Harman, eh, msichana? Hujambo? Pwoar! Tunapenda Nigel kidogo, sivyo? 187 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:31,040 Pwoar! ningemruhusu afanye baadhi ya mambo mabaya sana kwangu. Eh? 188 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,640 Nigel Harman, ndio? Nigel, ndio? Tunapenda kidogo ya Nigel, sivyo?! 189 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,520 Ndiyo! Nigel! Nigel! Ndiyo! Nigel! 190 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,520 Meera labda hana fununu ninachozungumza. 191 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,120 Ndiyo. EastEnders. naipenda. 192 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,840 Hapana, siwezi ... Fanya tena. 193 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,520 - Naipenda. - Nah, fanya tena. 194 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,800 - Naipenda. - Fanya tena. 195 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,240 - Naipenda! - Oh, ri ... Hapana. Fanya tena. 196 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,320 - Naipenda! - Nani hajasikia juu yake? 197 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:01,040 EastEnders, Meera. Ni kama Mahabharat, fupi tu. 198 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:05,320 Kwa hivyo, jambo kuhusu ... Kwa kweli, lazima niulize tu. Nini kitatokea kwa Mo mwishoni? 199 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,120 - Sijui unamaanisha nini. - Nini kinatokea mwishoni? 200 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:12,000 - sijui. Hatujaambiwa hivyo. - Oh. Nini kinatokea kwa Pauline mwishoni? 201 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,000 - sijui. - Nini kinatokea kwa Phil? 202 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,400 - sijui. - Nini kinatokea kwa Dot mwishoni? 203 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,320 Angalia, mambo haya bado hayajaamuliwa. 204 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,320 Hapana, lakini kile kinachotokea kwa lan mwishoni. 205 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,320 Kweli hakuna mwisho. Inaendelea tu. 206 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,240 Nini kinatokea kwa Sonia mwishoni? 207 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,200 sijui. sijui nini kinatokea kwa yeyote kati ya watu hawa. 208 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,840 Acha kuniuliza nini kinatokea kwao mwisho! 209 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,720 - Nini kinatokea kwa Pat mwishoni? - Angalia, samahani. 210 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,800 Nimekuja tu hapa kupunguza uzito. 211 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:40,120 Sikumaanisha kuwa jambo zima kuhusu kuwa katika EastEnders. 212 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:44,240 Ni wazi nimefanya makosa. samahani. Sawa? 213 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,640 - (Inaiga ngoma za EastEnders mwishoni mwa kipindi) - Wape pumziko. 214 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,120 Aibu kwako. 215 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,400 216 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,920 akiwa Slut, Letty Bell anasherehekea siku yake ya kuzaliwa. 217 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,920 Loon kwao. Nini d mengi ya trouts zamani. 218 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:17,200 Ah, keki nzuri ya chura, vile vile. Ni aibu kuukata, kwa kweli. 219 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,600 Tunajua unapenda vyura wako. 220 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:23,440 Ooh, ninanipenda vyura, mimi. sijui kwanini lakini najua. 221 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:27,320 Kwa kweli, sote tulikusanyika pamoja kupata kitu maalum. 222 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,800 Lo, kitu maalum. Kitu maalum. Ni nini basi? 223 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,440 Ah, hiyo ni kubwa! 224 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,520 Ni nini? 225 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,600 Fungua na ujue. 226 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,000 Ndio, nitajua nitakapoifungua. Ndiyo. 227 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:46,120 - Hiyo ni nini? - Ni chura halisi! 228 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:51,120 Haitakuumiza. - Hakuna kitu cha kuogopa. 229 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:55,440 Angalia, yeye ni mzuri. Endelea, mpe kiharusi. 230 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,800 Argh! Iliniuma! Iliniuma kwa meno yake makali ya chura! 231 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,320 Iondoe! Iondoe nyumbani! 232 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,120 Tunapaswa kuirudisha. 233 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,720 Nilidhani aliwapenda. 234 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:11,920 Endelea! 235 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,920 Jisaidie kwa keki. 236 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,800 Bado, karatasi ya kukunja ya chura yenye kupendeza. 237 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,920 Naweza kutumia hiyo tena. 238 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,200 Katika Hill Grange Health Spa 239 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:45,320 aliyekuwa Miss Botswana Desiree Devere anapumzika baada ya kusugua miguu yake ya kitunguu. 240 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:51,040 Oh, si kwamba Victoria Beckham kuweka uzito? Anaonekana mstaarabu! 241 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,840 Ninachotumia ni barakoa ya mwani wa kijani, kwa sababu ngozi yako ni nyeti sana. 242 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,840 Ndio, hiyo inapendeza. Inat...inafariji sana. 243 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,120 Kila kitu sawa, Gita? 244 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:16,240 (Lafudhi bandia ya Kikorea) Ah, ndio! Kila kitu kiko sawa, mpenzi ... ninamaanisha, Bw Devere. 245 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,320 Na sasa, ninakupa massage. 246 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,600 Hapana, asante, Gita. Nitapata tu usoni leo. 247 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,120 Oooh. Hiyo ni ya ndani sana. 248 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,000 Je, unapenda? 249 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,440 Ndio... Oooh. Inapendeza sana. 250 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,800 Oooh, ndio. bora zaidi. Je, ni lazima nilipe ziada kwa hili? 251 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:47,040 Hapana, hapana. Yote ni sehemu ya huduma. 252 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:51,840 Ooh. Wewe ni mkubwa kuliko unavyoonekana, Gita. 253 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,120 Ulinipenda kila wakati juu, sivyo, mpenzi? 254 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,200 Ndiyo, l... Ooh. 255 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,400 - Bubbles! - Hello, mpenzi. 256 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,920 Mapovu, lazima uache! Hivi karibuni... 257 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,320 - Bubby, unafanya nini, bubby? - Hello, mpenzi. 258 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,720 - Sio jinsi inavyoonekana. - Ondoka kwake, wewe Yezebeli! 259 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,800 Oh, usijali. naenda. 260 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,720 Natumai sijaharibu fungate yako, wapenzi. 261 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,320 Ungewezaje kunifanyia hivi, bubby, na mke wako wa zamani? 262 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,320 Nilidanganywa ndani yake. mimi sina hatia kabisa. 263 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,120 Je, ndivyo unavyotaka? Ili kurudi na kahaba huyo? 264 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,200 Hapana, hapana, kwa uaminifu. Nilichukia kila dakika yake. 265 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,520 Di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di! 266 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,200 Naughty! 267 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,520 Kituo chetu kinachofuata kwenye safari yetu hii ni supermarket, 268 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:56,400 iko katika mji wa kale wa Kirumi ya Break Dance II, Electric Boogaloo. 269 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,320 Samahani... 270 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,200 Ndio? 271 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,720 Je, jina lako ni Orville? - Ndio. 272 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,600 Je, ninaweza kupata autograph yako, tafadhali? 273 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:15,320 - Er, ndio ... Um... Je! unayo kalamu? - Ndio. 274 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,120 - Samahani, ni kwa nani? - Ni mimi. Yohana. 275 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,320 - Kwa hivyo, sisi, Keith Harris yuko wapi, basi? - sijui. 276 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,120 Ingekuwa mcheshi kama angekuwa hapa. 277 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:33,440 Ndio, ni kazi. Hatutumii kila dakika ya siku pamoja. Tuna maisha yetu wenyewe pia. 278 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:37,920 - Yeye ni mcheshi sana. - Ndio, ndio. Ni mtu mcheshi sana... 279 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,640 Unafanya kazi kwa kitu chochote pamoja kwa sasa? 280 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,320 Hapana. Tuna aina fulani ya kuwa na sabato kwa sasa. 281 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,000 Ninajifunga kwa umakini kwenye kuigiza moja kwa moja. 282 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,720 Mimi kwa kweli kwenda kwa sehemu katika Muswada huo wiki ijayo. 283 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,400 - Ah sawa. - Ndio. Ni mara moja. Shaba ya kibaguzi. 284 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,120 - Ah, bahati nzuri na hiyo. - Cheers. 285 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,840 Samahani, kabla sijaenda... Lazima upate hii kila wakati. 286 00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,720 Je, unaweza kunifanyia sauti ya Keith? 287 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:04,320 niko nje ya duka leo. sitaki kabisa aina ya kuvutia umakini kwangu. 288 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,600 Ndio, samahani. Nitakuruhusu uendelee. 289 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,920 SAWA. Hongera. 290 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,920 Sawa, Orville! Keith yuko wapi? 291 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,120 Oh, kwa ajili ya Mungu. 292 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:23,520 Katika mkahawa huu huko Upper Gonad, wanandoa Pat na Don wanaagiza chakula. 293 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:29,120 Bhaji ya vitunguu, tafadhali. Hiyo ni kali sana, sivyo? 294 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,520 - Ndiyo. Na kwa bwana? - Nitakuwa na pinti ya unga wa kari, tafadhali. 295 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,400 - Don, hapana. - Sawa. Nitapata kuku Jalfrezi. 296 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,120 Lakini unaweza kuwa na viungo, tafadhali? Ninapenda kuwa na viungo. 297 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,120 - Huduma ni polepole leo. - Ndio. sitakuja hapa tena. 298 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,520 - Ah, yuko hapa. - Kuhusu wakati. 299 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,640 Pole kwa kuchelewa. 300 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,320 Mmm. Yangu ya kupendeza. Habari yako? 301 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,600 Nia njema fanya doodle, Nia njema do'doodle fanya 302 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,040 303 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,600 (lafudhi ya Kifaransa) Madonna Aliyeanguka pamoja na viboko vikubwa. 304 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,040 Tumbili! (lafudhi ya Marekani) Endesha hatamu! Sasa! 305 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,920 Bwana Spencer! 306 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:18,000 Gorofa sana, Norfolk. Unanichukua kwa ajili ya nini? Mjinga? 307 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,520 Mabibi na mabwana, Bi Barbara Dickson. 308 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,720 309 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:30,720 310 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,120 Sio spicy hata kidogo. 311 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,920 Waziri Mkuu wa sasa, Michael Stevens, inaonyesha kuwa kura za maoni ni maarufu sana. 312 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:51,120 Karibu maarufu kama kiongozi wetu wa zamani, Jenerali Udo Mbego. 313 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,520 - Ni aibu sana kwangu. - Najua, mpenzi. samahani sana. 314 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,640 Naam, l tuseme ilikuwa inaenda kutoka mapema au baadaye. 315 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,200 Angalia, kesho itakuwa habari ya zamani tu. 316 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,920 Hebu tuweke taarifa katibu wa habari, akisema ni ya kibinafsi. 317 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,120 Sarah, tutamaliza hili pamoja. 318 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,120 - Asubuhi, Waziri Mkuu. - Ooh. Habari, Sebastian. 319 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,520 Kukasirika kidogo tu hapa. 320 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,120 Gari lako liko hapa. 321 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,600 Ni bora niende. niko mahakamani. 322 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,720 Ndiyo. Bahati nzuri, mpenzi. 323 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,520 Kwa hivyo, Sebastian. Nadhani umesikia habari. 324 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,320 Ndio, na nilinunua kitabu. Namaanisha, kana kwamba ungependa kuwa na uhusiano na katibu wa elimu mzee. 325 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,320 Mwangalie. Yeye ni dawg sahihi. 326 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,520 - Sebastian. - Hii ndio sehemu ninayopenda zaidi. 327 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,920 ''Michael alinitazama nje ya chumba kwenye mkutano wa chama." 328 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:18,720 ''Dakika 20 baadaye, miili yetu ilikuwa imeungana katika muungano wa kisiasa wenye shauku.'' 329 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,000 Ng'ombe anayelala! - Ni kweli. 330 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,840 Sisi sote tulikuwa wabunge vijana, zote mbili mbali na nyumbani. 331 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,120 Sarah na mimi tulikuwa na matatizo yetu na jambo moja likaelekea lingine. 332 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,600 Je! 333 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:39,600 Nilimaliza muda mrefu uliopita. Sarah anajulikana kuhusu kwa miaka. Tumeikubali na kuendelea. 334 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,240 Ulifikiria lini tu ungeniambia? 335 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,720 - Sebastian, sio kazi yako. - Bado unamwona. 336 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,240 Lo, usiwe mjinga. 337 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,600 naweza kunusa. Wewe subiri hadi niondoke halafu unaye. 338 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,920 Uko naye kwenye kitanda hiki. 339 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,920 Kama hii, sivyo? Lo! Nipe! Hujambo? 340 00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,400 Au iko hivi? Lo! Hiyo ni ya kina! 341 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,200 Je, unanicheka wakati mko pamoja, wewe je? Ha ha ha? 342 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,240 Nilimaliza miaka 15 iliyopita. 343 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,320 Thibitisha hilo. Mwambie auawe. 344 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,720 Wewe ni Waziri Mkuu. Simu moja itafanya. 345 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,440 Ndio njia pekee nitakayojua hana maana kwako. 346 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,000 MI5, Sue akizungumza, 347 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:25,120 - Samahani, nina nambari isiyo sahihi. - Hakuna shida. Kwaheri. 348 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,400 - Njoo sasa, Sebastian. - Niambie tu kwa nini. Nilifanya kosa gani? 349 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,240 Siwezi kukupa nini? 350 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,320 Sasa, tazama. Kitabu hiki kitanipa safari mbaya kwa wiki ijayo. 351 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,000 Ninahitaji watu karibu nami ambaye anaweza kunisaidia kupitia hilo. 352 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,640 Sasa, kama huwezi, nitapata mtu anayeweza. 353 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,040 - Sawa? - Ndio, sawa. 354 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,320 Kansela wa Ujerumani yuko hapa. - Asante. 355 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,240 Je, ungependa kumuonyesha ndani, Sebastian? 356 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,720 Habari. Slut yuko hapo. 357 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,520 Hospitali ya punda? 358 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,720 Kituo chetu kinachofuata ni mji wa kusini wa Aching Balls. 359 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,520 Hospitali ya punda. Pesa kwa hospitali ya punda. 360 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,840 - Asante. - Baba yangu alikuwa na punda. 361 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,920 Oh, je! Baadhi ya vibandiko kwa ajili yako. 362 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,920 Hapo tupo... Na moja kwa ajili yako. 363 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,200 Punda watafurahi sana. Asante. 364 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,400 Hospitali ya punda! 365 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,920 katika kijiji cha Pox, Maggie anawasilisha jarida la parokia. 366 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,720 - Habari, Maggie. - Habari, Judy. 367 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,120 - Ninayo jarida jipya la parokia kwako. - Ah, asante sana. 368 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,920 ningekuuliza ndani, lakini nina shughuli kidogo kwa sasa. 369 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,920 Binti yangu yuko hapa na mchumba wake. 370 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,720 - Oh! Naam, ningependa kukutana naye. - Ndiyo. Sina hakika hilo ni wazo zuri. 371 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:51,120 Lakini anasikika ajabu sana. Uliniambia alikwenda Cambridge na sasa ni wakili. 372 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:56,800 - Ndiyo ... Um ... Naam, ingia, basi. - Ah, asante. 373 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,320 Tuko tu kwenye chumba cha kuchora. 374 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,600 Er... Olivia, unajua. 375 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,320 - Habari. - Habari! 376 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,400 Nimefurahi kukutana nawe. mimi ni James. 377 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,400 Ndiyo. Inapendeza kukutana nawe. 378 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,520 Mama alikuambia? Tunafunga ndoa mnamo Agosti. 379 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,120 Mimi kwa kweli lazima kutoa majarida ya yeye ni nyeusi, kwa hivyo ... 380 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,720 - Je, kukaa kwa kikombe cha chai. - Na lazima uwe na moja ya haya. 381 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,120 - Wao ni ladha. - Ah, asante. 382 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,400 Mmm. Keki ya matunda ya mama yako ni hadithi. 383 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:39,440 Kweli, mama yangu alifanikiwa. Ngoja nikuletee chai. 384 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,120 - Uko sawa? 385 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,040 Hapana, Maggie. Tafadhali. 386 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,520 Tumesafisha zulia la shampoo. 387 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:09,040 Sasa, unachukua... 388 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:13,600 - sukari? - Kwa kweli, lazima nilete hizi. 389 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,640 Inapendeza kukutana nawe. Kwaheri. Kwaheri. 390 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,320 Kwaheri! 391 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,520 Wakati huo huo, Lou ameweka viatu vyake kumchukua Andy kwa safari ya siku. 392 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,520 Je, ulifurahia safari yetu ndogo ya kwenda Legoland? 393 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,720 Nah. Yote ilikuwa Lego tu. 394 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,600 Oh, vizuri. samahani. nilisema. 395 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,800 - Ni saa ngapi? - Saa 4:30. 396 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:40,120 Tutakosa Dogtanian Na Muskehounds Watatu. 397 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,320 Hakuna mengi ninayoweza kufanya. Sitaki kuvunja kikomo cha kasi. 398 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,920 Haraka zaidi! 399 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,640 Nilidhani haukupenda Dogtanian Na Muskehounds Watatu. 400 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:52,800 Nilidhani ulisema wahusika wa kawaida wa Dumas na wenzao wa mbwa 401 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,440 - waliamua kutokuwa na hamu. - Ndio, najua. 402 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,920 Kweli, ninaahidi nitakurudisha nyumbani kwa wakati kwa Majitu ya Josh. 403 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,520 - Dogtanian! - Ah, mpendwa. 404 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,920 - Haraka! Haraka zaidi! 405 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,240 naenda kasi. ninafanya 80. 406 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:10,920 - Ah, hapana! PC Plod. 407 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,920 Oh, hapana!. 408 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,720 Ndiyo. Nitasimama, bwana. Ndiyo. 409 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,000 Haonekani kuwa na furaha. Amevaa kitanzi sahihi. 410 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,920 Ondoka kwenye gari, tafadhali, bwana. 411 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,320 Samahani sana, Bwana Polisi, bwana. 412 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,440 Sawa. Ningependa jina lako kamili, tafadhali. 413 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,120 Ni Louis Bob Todd. 414 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,320 Una wazo lolote ulikuwa unaendesha kwa kasi gani bwana? 415 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,320 Pole sana bwana Polisi. Nina rafiki hapa ambaye yuko kwenye kiti cha magurudumu... 416 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:57,120 Kipindi cha usiku wa leo cha Uingereza kidogo kilikuwa pongezi kwa Matt Lucas na David Williams. 417 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,920 Ambao kwa huzuni bado wako pamoja nasi. 418 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:04,120 Mawazo yetu ni pamoja na marafiki na familia zao wakati huu mgumu. 419 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,240 Kwaheri. 420 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:21,040 ifikapo somix 2007 Mpangishi: www.CsSubs.org - Asante Guys